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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum
wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there
god i fucking got logged out again i couldnt vote in any polls i couldnt like or rb anything i was freaking tf out
I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’
good morning i am going to kill myself.
i freeballed a test on the driest shit known to mankind and got an 80% i only swapped two things ive got this LMAO
girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere
i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
How did they find the worst audio ever made
"surely an exaggeration" i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made
in another world im writing. i mean i could be writing in this one too but alas i have tumblr posts to see